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scene from 'Scrodinger' - body swap thingy

AN: This in a section of the (still unfortunately incomplete) novel I wrote for NaNoWriMo 2011: Scrodinger. And Rati has just found himself in Elure's body. This can not end well. For anyone who doesn't know who the characters are, Rati is a male 'gryphon' (actually a blue anthro gryphon), Elure is a female elf, Zane is a faceless man with telepathy, and the Narrator is a Narrator. Also, the Narrator refers to itself as 'Ryhuul' and is stuck in a human body. And the song about being a pony is a running gag in my novel, which first appeared when a character named Bob sang it. [scene] 'What the hell happened?' Rati thought, waking up. The l

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Mewtwo Returns Again

"Ash!" Mewtwo yelled, appearing in front of the Trainer. Ash doubled over, clutching his head. "Sorry," Mewtwo said, toning the power down a bit. The Narrator knows Mewtwo doesn't talk normally, but it's better for the thesaurus if you pretend it does. "Ash! I need your help!" Mewtwo pleaded. "Sure!" Ash agreed immediately. Like he always does when someone needs help, which frequently involves a high fatality rate. Mewtwo smiled (as close as it could get, anyway) and teleported them both (oh, and the hellish little ro- um, Pikachu), leaving the people he was travelling with all alone in the middle of nowhere. With a slightly higher chan

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My Immortal MST

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Bus Ride Musings

Why'm I here again? Oh, right, the job interview. ...Which job interview is this? ... Ah, Mr Rojers from NuStuff4U. Hnff... checkouts. Again. I shouldn't've dropped out early. Chance of winning at life: zero. No matter what xrcst32 and DooMSaY tell me. I wonder what they look like... They helped me out when I was a n00b on the boards. I owe them heaps for that. Why am I doing this? Money. It's always about money. You need money for a house, food, a car, internet... I s'pose this is why I'm on the bus. Can't afford a car, let alone pay for petrol. Being unemployed sucks. 'Bout the only good thing's a lot of free time. Which I spend

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This is a series of stories featuring the Narrator (obviously). There's even a timeline. Important fics marked with a * 1. Item Get 2. Spearow's Adventure* 3. Revenge of the Narrator* 4. pie'd 5. 'My Immortal' MST (see other folder) 6. Man Without a Face saga (currently unfinished; see Intermission) 7. Mewtwo Returns Again* 8. Gamer Hell Is Full Of Cows (Title's kinda a spoiler. Be prepared to wait a while for this one.) 9. Spearow's REAL Adventure 10. [A story featuring Ash Ketchum. Not posted yet. Currently untitled. If you've read RotN or Spearow's Adventure, you may be able to guess how this ends.] 11. Brock Meets Sheik 12. [A story featuring yet another character painting the fourth wall.] ??. Pink Smokers (Very cracky.) Some of these have lots of Shout Out or tropes. So... Drinking game time! EDIT: Drinking Game can be found here.

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Mewtwo Returns Again

Brock goes to Hyrule by shinodaholic, literature

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Brock goes to Hyrule

AN: This is my opinion. Please don't hate me for it. WARNING: Contains Sheik. With a gender. Yeah, so Brock finds his way to Hyrule. Somehow. (It's not my job to figure it out. I just write the thing.) What sort of madness could a Loveable Sex Maniac like him unleash? Read on to find out. Sheik had just finished teaching the Hero of Time another song, when a dark-skinned guy with squinty eyes appeared out of nowhere. The boy (whose ears were -gasp- rounded) took one look at Sheik, before grabbing the Sheikah's hands with his own. "My name's Brock, and who might you be?" Brock said, turning on Shoujo mode. "... Sheik," the warrior replied

Spearow's REAL Adventure by shinodaholic, literature

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Spearow's REAL Adventure

{This story brought to you by Executive Meddling. Mainly to torture the Narrator. Heh heh heh...} This is the Narrator, regretfully explaining what really happened to that bleeping Spearow. The Spearow wandered around in that forest for ages and then found its Trainer- {-Details, please?-} Fine. The Spearow met a Caterpie on the way- {-From the beginning, please?-} The Narrator gritted its teeth. "As you wish," it growled. The Spearow ran away from Misty and that idiot who barely knows how to tie his own shoes and really has to die as soon as possible- {-Is there any way you can just tell the story normally?-} "So you think you can

Ash Ketchum's 'Tragic' Death by shinodaholic, literature

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Ash Ketchum's 'Tragic' Death

Ash was walking along when he crashed into a wall. Or at least something that felt like a wall. There was no wall, by the way. There was no anything. "What the [censored]?" he asked. The Narrator likes censorship. "I don't see anything," Pikachu said, trying to hold back laughter. "Try it again." Ash complied and... was unable to proceed any further. Frowning, he tried again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And... The Narrator will stop now. "This must be one of those invisible walls you

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Intermission

"What do you mean, fired?!" the Narrator yelled at the Board of Narrators. "You have been fired for inappropriate behavior," one of the other Narrators repeated. "What did the Narrator do wrong?" "You tried to kill one of the characters assigned to you." "He deserved it," the Narrator muttered. "And why did he deserve it?" "He..." The Narrator faltered. "He tried to kill me with a forklift!" the Narrator sang. "Really?" the other Narrator asked, leaning forwards. "...No." "Then what did he do to deserve death, in your opinion?" "He interrupted the Narrator! And he stole the Narrator's phrase!" the Narrator exclaimed. "That does not

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Revenge of the Narrator

AN: We're sorry, the sequel to Spearow's Adventure is not available at this time. It will be ready around July 202... What do you mean, it's ready now? Bleeping Ridiculous Procrastinators and their timelines. She said it would be ready in 2024, but is it? No. Though 2011 is actually way before schedule. Okay, so here's the sequel to Spearow's Adventure. This is Revenge of the Narrator, which is Exactly What It Says On The Tin. The Narrator... gets revenge! Warning: Contains a Narrator. But you already knew that, didn't you? In a land far away (well, ocean) on the cruise ship S.S. Tidal (told you it was an ocean), the ballroom was full. Of

pie'd by shinodaholic, literature

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pie'd

Two figures faced each other across a sandy plain. A small one, though. they could see each other, after all. It was one of those sandy plains you see in Western movies. A tumbleweed would have rolled past, but it was fired for being too clichéd. "My name is Inigo Montoya!" one figure called. "Really?" the other figure asked. "... No," the first figure admitted. There was a pause as the stand-off continued. "You killed my father!" the first figure yelled. "Really?" the second figure asked again. "... No." Another pause, shorter this time. "Prepare to die!" the first figure screamed. "Really?" You shouldn't have to ask who sai

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Item Get by shinodaholic, literature

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Item Get

CRASH! Two nearby policemen ran to the source of the sound, finding a house standing there. Doing nothing. Then a girl walked out, holding a rather large handful of money. She stopped upon seeing the officers, both parties just staring at each other. "Where do you think you're going with all that cash?" the senior officer demanded. His voice broke the spell, and the girl started running. The junior officer took a quick look inside the house. There was broken pottery everywhere. "After her!" he yelled, chasing the girl. They followed her along a path leading out of town, dangerously close to the edge of a cliff. The girl (let's call her