Mewtwo Returns Again"Ash!" Mewtwo yelled, appearing in front of the Trainer.Ash doubled over, clutching his head."Sorry," Mewtwo said, toning the power down a bit.The Narrator knows Mewtwo doesn't talk normally, but it's better for the thesaurus if you pretend it does."Ash! I need your help!" Mewtwo pleaded."Sure!" Ash agreed immediately. Like he always does when someone needs help, which frequently involves a high fatality rate.Mewtwo smiled (as close as it could get, anyway) and teleported them both (oh, and the hellish little ro- um, Pikachu), leaving the people he was travelling with all alone in the middle of nowhere. With a slightly higher chan
Brock goes to HyruleAN: This is my opinion. Please don't hate me for it.WARNING: Contains Sheik. With a gender.Yeah, so Brock finds his way to Hyrule. Somehow. (It's not my job to figure it out. I just write the thing.) What sort of madness could a Loveable Sex Maniac like him unleash? Read on to find out.Sheik had just finished teaching the Hero of Time another song, when a dark-skinned guy with squinty eyes appeared out of nowhere. The boy (whose ears were -gasp- rounded) took one look at Sheik, before grabbing the Sheikah's hands with his own."My name's Brock, and who might you be?" Brock said, turning on Shoujo mode."... Sheik," the warrior replied
Spearow's REAL Adventure{This story brought to you by Executive Meddling. Mainly to torture the Narrator. Heh heh heh...}This is the Narrator, regretfully explaining what really happened to that bleeping Spearow.The Spearow wandered around in that forest for ages and then found its Trainer-{-Details, please?-}Fine. The Spearow met a Caterpie on the way-{-From the beginning, please?-}The Narrator gritted its teeth."As you wish," it growled.The Spearow ran away from Misty and that idiot who barely knows how to tie his own shoes and really has to die as soon as possible-{-Is there any way you can just tell the story normally?-}"So you think you can
Ash Ketchum's 'Tragic' DeathAsh was walking along when he crashed into a wall. Or at least something that felt like a wall.There was no wall, by the way.There was no anything."What the [censored]?" he asked.The Narrator likes censorship."I don't see anything," Pikachu said, trying to hold back laughter. "Try it again."Ash complied and... was unable to proceed any further.Frowning, he tried again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And...The Narrator will stop now."This must be one of those invisible walls you
Bus Ride MusingsWhy'm I here again? Oh, right, the job interview....Which job interview is this?...Ah, Mr Rojers from NuStuff4U.Hnff... checkouts. Again. I shouldn't've dropped out early.Chance of winning at life: zero. No matter what xrcst32 and DooMSaY tell me.I wonder what they look like...They helped me out when I was a n00b on the boards. I owe them heaps for that.Why am I doing this?Money. It's always about money.You need money for a house, food, a car, internet...I s'pose this is why I'm on the bus. Can't afford a car, let alone pay for petrol.Being unemployed sucks. 'Bout the only good thing's a lot of free time. Which I spend
scene from 'Scrodinger' - body swap thingyAN: This in a section of the (still unfortunately incomplete) novel I wrote for NaNoWriMo 2011: Scrodinger.And Rati has just found himself in Elure's body. This can not end well.For anyone who doesn't know who the characters are, Rati is a male 'gryphon' (actually a blue anthro gryphon), Elure is a female elf, Zane is a faceless man with telepathy, and the Narrator is a Narrator. Also, the Narrator refers to itself as 'Ryhuul' and is stuck in a human body. And the song about being a pony is a running gag in my novel, which first appeared when a character named Bob sang it.[scene]'What the hell happened?' Rati thought, waking up. The l
A Gamer's StoryInterview #13416-9-05 17:42Transcripted by T. Barry.This is probably a really weird tale, but it really did happen. Well, I was playing Pokémon Ruby the other day. I'd left the town with the Game Corner and the third Gym... what's it called? Mauville? Yeah, so I went north from Mauville to get to the next town. Only way I hadn't explored. That place to the left led back to Rustboro, and east had water, and I'd come from south, so yeah, north was it.You know that volcano place? I'd just gotten through there and Cucco, my Combusken, was hurt pretty bad. Like red health bar. I was outta Super Potions and it was a long trek back to t
Pink SmokersAN: A crack fic featuring the Narrator? What happened?Oh, right: a plot bunny. (No connection to Bunny the murderous rabbit.)The original idea was a scene (split into two in this version) with a severed head.WARNING! Contains Out Of Character-ness, WarCraft, a severed head, blushing, pwnage and sugar highs. (aka Noodle Implements)And the death of a character the Narrator doesn't know and the Storyteller hates.Does not contain mention of Standard Narrator Superpowers. *gasp!* Shock! Horror! Rofl!I'm not 100% certain about Team Rocket's Pokémon or their movesets. Please forgive any errors.Bunny sat at the computer, laughing.
ShamoutiLightning Ice And FireBalanced Powers Of ChaosEach One On An IslandWhile The Guardian SleepsThe Balance Will Be BrokenThe Peace That Was Shall DisappearLightning Ice And FireChaos Beasts At WarLightning Ice And FireThe Balance Must Be RestoredTo Calm The Beasts Of ChaosThe Guardian Will ComeAlone Its Song Will FailAlone The Chosen One Will FallLightning Ice And FireBeasts Of Chaos AllThe World Shall End In FireLightning Will Destroy All HopeIce Will Stop The Breath Of LifeThus The Earth Shall Turn To Ash
The NoteThere was a note on the table when he entered their flat that afternoon. He picked it up, reading it quickly.'I'm leaving. I love you, but I can't handle this any more. Don't come after me.'His hands shook as he re-read the note. His gaze fell on the flight information she'd left to taunt him.Her plane was leaving in fifteen minutes.With luck, he could make it in time.He jumped in the car and sped towards the airport, fortunately not encountering any police officers on the way.A speeding ticket was not what he needed right now.Thanks to heavy traffic, he got to the airport just in time to see a plane leaving.He didn't have to
PubertyAN: Okay, so this is my take on what would have happened if Link never left the forest. Just assume Ganondorf isn't trying to take over Hyrule.Link and Mido were fighting again. Big surprise.Though bystanders were surprised at something revealed by the fight.Link was getting bigger.The only reason this was surprising was the fact that the Kokiri are eternally children. Children that never get any taller past a certain age. Link was past that age. And he was still growing.At first (well, relatively close to first; soon after the age threshold), it was barely noticeable. But then, a couple of years later, the evidence was obvious.Li
shinodaholic's OTPsSome people put a list of shippings they support in their signature. Some people put theirs in their DevID.Mine's too long for that. So, instead of putting a list of shippings I support in my siggy, or my DevID, where there wouldn't be enough space, I decided to make it a deviation. How long is this list? At least 80. It's not finished yet. (Probably never will, but may as well put it up anyway.)...I wonder how long it will be before it reaches 100.EDIT: It's now past 100. And still going. Curse you, Shipping Goggles!I will use the official ship name wherever possible. If I don't have the official name and you know it, please tell me.
Narrator series drinking gameSome of my stories have lots of Shout Outs or tropes. So... Drinking game time!And this drinking game counts, too.NOTE: This one is for the Narrator series.Take a sip for any Shout Out you find.Two if it's Lampshaded.Take two sips if it mentions the name of the original work.Take a sip if a meme is mentioned. (Mud! Kip!) (That's a sip.)Take a sip for any trope you find references to.Two if its named.Three if it's specifically referred to as a trope, or if TV Tropes is mentioned. (That's another sip.)Take a sip when the Narrator uses third person.Drink the bottle when the Narrator uses first person. It could happen! Very
Hot Skitty On Wailord Action"Hello, what can I do for you today?" the Daycare Lady asked Brendan."I'd like to put my Pokémon into Daycare," Brendan answered."And which Pokémon would you like me to raise for you?"Brendan handed over two Poké Balls."Ah, your Skitty and your Wailord?"Brendan nodded."Come back for them later."---Brendan left to continue his Pokémon journey, making his way slowly to Ever Grande City and the Pokémon League.---Meanwhile..."Why are we here again?" Walter the Wailord asked.Keisha the Skitty shrugged.---The Daycare Lady, seeing the two Pokémon sitting apart from each other, apparently not
SparkleSheetShipping"May I have this dance?"The lady graciously accepted, despite the fact that the gentleman wore too much glitter makeup, and they twirled around the ballroom. Until the power cable was pulled out of the wall, leaving the lady without energy.Edward Cullen sighed as he plugged the computer back in. That was the third time today.He booted up the computer and opened Microsoft Excel again.The program made small talk as they continued dancing around the room."We need to get you a wireless power source," Edward murmured."Then we can take this to the bedroom," Excel replied.
DownBoyShipping drabbleThe hand flew through the air towards its lover, the ear.It couldn't help noticing the background music, which was the standard music for such scenes. Despite the fact that there was no meadow.The ear didn't see the hand moving closer and closer with each passing moment. It was drowning its sorrows at being unable to be with the one it loved.The hand called out the ear's name as it moved.The ear turned around upon hearing the voice of its lover and the two were reunited.And so Misty dragged Brock away from yet another pretty girl.
Intermission"What do you mean, fired?!" the Narrator yelled at the Board of Narrators."You have been fired for inappropriate behavior," one of the other Narrators repeated."What did the Narrator do wrong?""You tried to kill one of the characters assigned to you.""He deserved it," the Narrator muttered."And why did he deserve it?""He..." The Narrator faltered. "He tried to kill me with a forklift!" the Narrator sang."Really?" the other Narrator asked, leaning forwards."...No.""Then what did he do to deserve death, in your opinion?""He interrupted the Narrator! And he stole the Narrator's phrase!" the Narrator exclaimed."That does not
Revenge of the NarratorAN: We're sorry, the sequel to Spearow's Adventure is not available at this time. It will be ready around July 202... What do you mean, it's ready now? Bleeping Ridiculous Procrastinators and their timelines. She said it would be ready in 2024, but is it? No. Though 2011 is actually way before schedule.Okay, so here's the sequel to Spearow's Adventure. This is Revenge of the Narrator, which is Exactly What It Says On The Tin. The Narrator... gets revenge!Warning: Contains a Narrator. But you already knew that, didn't you?In a land far away (well, ocean) on the cruise ship S.S. Tidal (told you it was an ocean), the ballroom was full. Of
Chandelure... IN SPACEIn A.D. 2101, the first commercial space flight was underway. The first person who'd been invited on board the Zig was a Mr. Ash Ketchum. Not the first Ash Ketchum, but someone named after him who happened to have a similar personality.The first Ash Ketchum became a hero at the age of 11. Since then, parents have named their children after him in the hopes that their offspring would be a hero too.If you want to know how the first Ash Ketchum became a hero, wait until he has his 11th birthday, then watch the anime closely.On this Ash's shoulder was a Pikachu, a descendant of the first Ash's Pikachu.The other passengers were all Trainer
Visit to the Old Chateau"So this is the Old Chateau, huh?" Ash thought, looking at the old dilapidated mansion in front of him. "You ready, Pikachu?" he asked his faithful companion."Pika!""Alright! Let's go catch Rotom!"---The door groaned as Ash pushed it open. He walked in slowly, taking a good look at the inside of the building.What little furniture there was had been put in odd, useless arrangements.Wallpaper was peeling off the walls, which were covered in grime from so many years of neglect.The floor was in even worse condition, with the linoleum missing in large patches, revealing the wood underneath.Dust was thick on the ground, like no livi
This one's about cakeMewtwo was very happy. Not only were the humans staying away, he had cake too!A delicious chocolate cake with thick icing, freshly baked. And it was huge.And it was all for him.He conjured his spoon. The Spoon, almost as big as him, was totally dwarfed by the cake.Unfortunately, the Spoon was too big to eat from. So he shrunk the Spoon and raised it in front of him, about to dig into the chocolatey goodness."There is no spoon! There is no spoon!" a Chatot cried, flying overhead.The Spoon disappeared, as if it had never existed in the first place."No!" Mewtwo yelled as he tried to resummon the Spoon to his... hand-like appendag
Distracted By The ShinyGanondorf faced the young Hero in the top room of the tower.The Hylian had struggled to reach the room Ganondorf was waiting in, finding the Gerudo's defences stronger than expected. But he was ready."You think you can defeat me? You're just a kid!" Ganondorf laughed."I don't think I can defeat you. I know I can defeat you!" Link proclaimed."Not even the mighty Master Sword can defeat the great Ganondorf!""Great. Now he's talking in third person," Navi muttered.Everyone ignored Navi. Except for a certain character who shall not be named, who took what Navi said as an insult. Being a Third Person Person is not a bad thing, okay?"
It was always about the bikeAN: This is based on the idea 'what would happen if I removed [item]?' So I wrote a story to see what would happen if a certain sleeping bag mysteriously disappeared. Hehehe... . Enjoy!It was getting so dark she could barely see him a couple of metres in front of her. Suddenly a beam of light shone on him and she had to gasp.Was he an angel?Then the white light fell on Pikachu, and she realised it was just moonlight shining through a gap in the trees. It still made him look heavenly, though.She should stop thinking about him like that. He owed her a bike and that's all there was to it.He started setting up camp in the middle of the
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